America Kilogram Town T-Shirt

Because no woman wants to go to kilogram town.

Somewhere between freedom units, bad decisions, and a complete refusal to use the metric system… this shirt was born.

The America Kilogram Town T-Shirt is a hilarious, unapologetically American nod to pound town, the British, and the idea that if you’re gonna do it, you might as well do it in U.S. customary units.

Printed with a bold red, white, and blue design, this tee feels like something your funniest buddy would wear to a Fourth of July cookout, a dive bar, a lake weekend, or anywhere America is still measured the right way.

It’s ridiculous.
It’s patriotic.
And it’s absolutely not for people who say “kilometres.”

Perfect for:

• Patriotic parties and summer weekends
• Funny conservative / Americana gift ideas
• BBQs, tailgates, bars, and beach trips
• Anyone who knows the metric system is for quitters

Old Glory Supply Company makes shirts for people who like freedom, humor, and making Europeans slightly uncomfortable.